Once titled “Snape’s Little List,” this got pulled by FFN. It’s based on Koko’s list from “Mikado”. Here, Snape names, without naming, folks he could live without, largely nonSlytherins. The first 8 stanzas are before OOP. The last 2 are spoilers for DH.
Gilderoy Lockhart sings to the tune of "When I was a Lad," from Gilbert & Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore." His subject? His favorite person.
Aunt Petunia laments the effect her famous nephew has had on her life. A takeoff on "Buttercup," from Gilbert & Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore."
Albus Dumbledore introduces himself in a takeoff of Captain Corcoran's self-introduction in Gilbert & Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore."