Voldemort has the perfect plan to bring down the ministry. Story includes muggle obsessions and crazy rats, as well as some good old fashion Malfoy bashing. COMPLETE
I got sick of stupid people asking stupid questions, so I created Chaya. She and the ever tactless Ron have a...little...encounter in the Great Hall. Complete OneShot
Warning: crappy poetry with amusing consequences. Who knew that hats could channel Snape? ONESHOT COMPLETE