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  • Spinning Babies

    Ginny was so sure that this was going to be her last baby, right up until she was born. Harry/Ginny, canon compliant.

  • Hashtag Lemonhead

    Glideroy Lockhart shifted his selfie stick forty-five degrees to the right and frowned. Why was it that no matter how he tilted his camera, he couldn't get the perfect shots that Lucius always produced so effortlessly? Muggle!AU, One-shot

  • What Happens When You Mix Water and Light?

    Luna's research on the Bowtruckles and their tree preferences leads her to a tree that shares the peaceful aura of her favorite research companion. Once he finds his way to her side, will he work up the courage to find his way to her heart? One-Shot.

  • Nothing Here to See

    Hermione, Theodore Nott, and Ginny Weasley have been best friends and partners in mischief ever since 2nd year when they discovered a way to indulge in muggle pop culture at Hogwarts. But with a war looming and trouble on the rise, how will the trio deal with confusing loyalties and secrets- especially when they involve Theo's other best friend, Draco Malfoy? (Canon Divergence)

  • I Won't Feel a Thing

    In the depths of his Azkaban cell, Draco endeavors to forget the girl who haunts his memory. Companion piece to "Nothing Here to See." Dramione.

  • Hairy Harry Hears a Hare

    Harry's hair has gotten out of control, which is, of course, Aunt Petunia's fault for traumatizing him away from the barber's chair as a child. With a family portrait around the corner, will his wife be able to convince him to go under the shears in time? One-shot.

  • Attack of the Man Eating Tomatoes

    It's been five years since Veggimort has forced the wizarding world into a dystopian vegan society, and Sirius has his own ideas about how to help a werewolf survive on salads. Salad!AU, One-Shot.

  • Murder by Macaron

    "It takes two to make an accident." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. One-shot.

  • Epidemic

    What is happening in Muggle London? Neville will get to the bottom of it one way or another.

  • The Taste of Moonbeams

    Oh, but soft what light from yonder window breaks; It is the east, and Lily is the sun. One-shot. Remus and Lilly.