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  • To Be Blunt About It

    Ginny is sick of hearing Ron complain about Hermione, and decides to just be blunt with him in the hopes of getting him to realize his feelings for Hermione and, more importantly, stop whining. "To be blunt about it, you need to do something now or you'll regret it for the rest of your miserable life." Humor oneshot starring Ron and Ginny, implied Romione.

  • Trelawney's Unwanted Advice

    Professor Trelawney glaringly misinterprets Ginny's boredom in Divination and gives attempts to comfort her and advise her on how men are "horrible, cruel beings who will rip your heart out and leave you behind in the dust, all alone..." Humor oneshot, no particular pairings.

  • The Insomniac's Mirror

    Remus Lupin can't sleep, so he decides to wander around Hogwarts late at night. What will he see when he looks at his reflection in a strange old mirror? The Marauders' generation.

  • Big Brother Moment

    ALL DIALOGUE, Harry/Ginny. Ron gets all big-brothery about Ginny when he realizes Harry didn't sleep in his own room. Or at least attempts to. "I… you… just… I don't know. But you didn't… sort of… I don't know. Did you?" (Rated T for obvious references, nothing very racy.)

  • The Fine Line Between Love And Hate

    There's a fine line between love and hate, and they're kissing right on it. "In the meantime, Malfoy and I are strictly enemies with benefits." Hermione's POV, stream of consciousness. Dramione DMHG oneshot. (T because I'm paranoid, nothing very racy.)

  • Dialogue In An Empty Classroom

    All-dialogue Dramione DMHG oneshot in which Draco asks Hermione "a simple question" and her and Ron. T for kissing and minor references, nothing very racy, but I'm paranoid. Humor and fluff.

  • Fred Wouldn't Have Wanted This

    George knows Fred wouldn't have wanted this stuffy, depressing funeral. He wouldn't have either. But Molly makes him give a speech. "He would have wanted us to live every moment to the fullest and never, EVER take life seriously." ONESHOT.