Ever wonder what its like for the characters once you stop playing the game, well check out how I think of them when you annoy one person and annoy another. Warning: may contain some Swearing

Gerudo has a king and yet none would could not birth a child, He plans on taking over Hyrule once more but something in his path prevented him from doing so. the unknown child glares at the king and the king glares back, is this child going to be the cause of his death or the cause of a new world.(WARNING: May contain swearing, yaoi talk and etc) I added the happy mask salesman too

Ganondorf takes a stroll in the Market but he in counters a something strange and unusual, will this ruin his ego or will it disappear?

Ferelden has a new Hero or Villain and He is Fluffy, Look out world because a fluffy jester has been lose and he will turn your world upside down in seconds! What will he do first, Dance, Sing or make the people go crazy... well he not crazy but other think he may be a Mad Jester. (Warning, may content swearing, romance and etc) Laughter is key when dealing with a broody man

(Sequel to By The Will Of Sithis or Maker)When Sabriz's son is sent to another world, the young khajiit is set on a path he does not yet understand? It's up to Cassandra and the rest to teach him, though he keeps dark secrets that only he knows. Will it last? Or will a certain Qunari figure him out before the end?

Just another day at the Bazaar for Rupin in his shop, but what happens when a new shopkeeper comes in and makes more sales than him? Will Rupin hold out his white flag in defeat or will he play dirty to get back his customers? Who is this man and why is his smile haunting Rupin? (May contain darkhumor, violence and embarrassing moments) Updates will be made for your enjoyment! :3

Duncan tells a story of How he met an unusual elf with a strange name, he wonders if it was the right thing to do when he saved the boy or was it a curse. Find out what happened when Duncan met the boy in the forest. "If you go out in the woods today. You're sure of a big surprise" (Warning: may contain gore, violence, swearing and romance) (CHAPTER 5 HAS BEEN RE-WRITEN)

Theron took a moment to look around the camp when he was surprised by the sight when he caught Oghren doing something, Theron becomes disgusted by his new view but Oghren says otherwise. (Dragon age and bioware is not owned by me, I just play it) This is set before they head into Denerim to meet up at Eamon