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  • Break Me Shake Me

    Titans East is suddenly down a member. When Robin is asked to help out, he finds a bewildered team, bizarre reactions, stories that don't match up – and, at the center of it all, an angry, terrified Speedy… [gen, not sure yet if there will be hints of ships later on]

  • Enchanted

    Millicent Bulstrode has never felt wanted. Vincent Crabbe has never felt powerful. Perhaps, at a party of Draco's, a different sort of magic could grant their wishes. Edited slightly; rated for implied sex.

  • The Impossible Dream

    If you do something for love, does that make it the right thing to do? That night at Godric's Hollow, Halloween 1981, wasn't the first time Peter Pettigrew had betrayed his friends. ABANDONED, BEING RETOOLED

  • Desperate Measures

    Gilderoy Lockhart is five years out of school and still a nobody. He's so worthless that even his best friend, who rules the press, can't seem to make a story out of him. But then he gets an idea... She wants a story? He'll give her one. Lockhart/Rita.

  • Death

    A series of short vignettes, each one a Slytherin reflecting on the loss of one of their own. Post-DH

  • Puberty Or, At Least I Don't Have To

    Even our favourite bunch of Slytherins were adolescents once. Now we get to laugh at their expense! Rated for language and crude humour.

  • Liar Liar

    Two of the foulest liars to ever set quill to parchment - a vicious media maven and an attention-starved fraud - reflect on ambition, desperation, House ties, the search for acceptance... and why, at the end, they're no better for it. PoV switch.