Slytherin fangirl plus talking doll plus bored writer equals this. Warning: randomness may cause spontaneous bursts of laughter at random times and may make people look at you all weirdlike and stuff.

If you give Ron a kiss...wait, who would?

I always thought Dark Marks might only be tattoos. Muhehehe. Number six of my series.

What happens when you give Snape the Defnse Against the Dark Arts post. Number 5 of my series.

What happens if you give Mr. Weasley a rubber duck. 4 in my If You Give [name] a [thing] series.

What happens when you give Fred andor George an idea. No flaming. Sequel to If You give Hermione a Book.

What happens if you give Hermione a book. Sequel to If You give Voldemort a Wand. No flaming please.

If you give Voldemort a wand, it ain't gonna be pretty.