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Max Zook

  • A Very Old Sculpture

    By Max Zook • Updated: 4 Jul 2020 • Published: 4 Jul 2020 • 130 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K • Completed

    Based on an altogether-too-familiar fanfic typo. Harry and Hermione encounter a surprising sight at the Ministry of Magic.

  • A Very Old Sculpture

    By Max Zook • Updated: 4 Jul 2020 • Published: 4 Jul 2020 • 285 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    A drabble based on an altogether-too-common fanfic typo. Harry and Hermione are surprised by a feature in the lobby of the Ministry Of Magic.

  • Harry Potter and the Morning After

    By Max Zook • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 18 Dec 2017 • 258 words • 0 followers • Romance/Friendship • Harry P., Lavender B. • Rating: M • Completed

    A challenge for a non-PWP Harry/Lavender story.

  • Showtime

    By Max Zook • Updated: 30 Jul 2004 • Published: 30 Jul 2004 • 1,521 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Sybill T. • Rating: T • In Progress

    In which the Chair of the Hogwarts Faculty Peer Review Committee passes on her advice to the school's newest teacher. Rated PG-13 for alcohol abuse, gratuitous damage to trees, and contagious overacting.

  • The Prisoners of Diagon Alley

    By Max Zook • Updated: 28 Jun 2004 • Published: 28 Jun 2004 • 1,170 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Harry P., Neville L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    (fka The Wand Has Chosen The Wizard, A Day's Shopping) Neville, what are you doing here?, asked Harry. Neville hung his head. I'm working here, Harry, said Neville. And I'm not going back to Hogwarts.

  • Harry Potter Talking To Women

    By Max Zook • Updated: 8 Sep 2003 • Published: 8 Sep 2003 • 4 Chapters • 2,209 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    In the summer after the attack on the Department of Mysteries, while mastering occlumency and trying to deal with the Prophecy, Harry Potter must face his biggest fear. He has to talk to women. Honestly, confronting Voldemort doesn't sound all that bad.