after book five. the trio are temps. in the Order in order to trck down sirius' killer. One night, partners Tonks and Hermione ambushed and killed. What do you do when everything is taken from you and your world changes forever?

Everybody reads fanfiction. Everybody writes it. But what would the characters themselves say, if they could read it? How would Harry, Hermione, Ron and the rest of our beloved wizards say? Humorous.