Please read this for me! I have to write this for an English assignment and would like your thoughts. Thanks! PS... This is not divided into chapters, so please don't kill me!

Who has saved Harry and Ron butts about a thousand times? Hermione. But has anyone ever said, Thanks a lot Hermione? Noooo. But that's all gonna change. You see, Hermy has figured out the Dark Lord's greatest weakness. And she plans to use that knowledge.

This is about a strange girl named Ellie. She transferes to Hogwarts and befriends the DA, and, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But Ellie has a secret, a secret that's gonna turn life at Hogwarts upside-down! Review! {pure silver}

Meet the Evil Turkey, Voldemort's new sidekick - or is he? Will Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore survive the Turkey's evil rampage? Will Voldemort survive the Turkey? Will the world survive the Turkey? Read and find out! One shot.