Zed learns quite a few things in his... relationship with Patricia Tannis. Enjoyable and intimate things. Though some are rather surprising. Quite possibly the first ever fic that focuses solely on the pairing of Zed and Tannis, aka Doctorate Schmoctorate. Rated for sex. NOTE: Promised chapters now both up! Third chapter actually has some plot to it. Bonus song list at the end.

A soulmark consists of the first words your soulmate ever says to you. For Maya and Krieg, just getting to them is complicated. Rated for implied violence on cannibal Rats.

In honor of Bob Hoskins' passing, I decided to write what I thought Roger would say, since Eddie Valiant has now passed as well.