I'm translating The Rocky Horror Show into Latin (why? well, why not?). I've decided to start with the songs. I'll be posting them here, for your entertainment. Please Read and Review!

Horatius Amlethum amat. Mille basia ori dulci Amlethi dat. (Fabula lasciva latine)./Horatio loves Hamlet. He gives Hamlet's sweet mouth a thousand kisses. Each chapter is written in Latin, with an English translation provided below. Please read and review!

Vespertiliovir solus est. Ergo, tristis. Amator vult! Vespertiliovir/OC. (Written for a class. This fic is entirely in Latin, written in a simplified style modeled after Hans Orberg's textbooks. I will likely post an English translation eventually).

Vesperi Vesperitiliovir fures pugnat./In the evening Batman fights thieves. (A very simple series of stories about Batman written in Latin, so that I may practice composing in the language. English translations are provided as well. May include romance eventually, probably of the gay variety) (Please Read and Review!)

Francius Rocciusque fratres sunt, ut Giton et Encoplius. (Frank N. Furter and Rocky Horror are lovers, like Giton and Encoplius from The Satyricon.) (A series of dirty one-shots written entirely in Latin, so I may make use of my rather profane knowledge of the language.) Please read and review!

Young Sirius Black hates his mother and her racist ideals. Luckily, his Uncle Alphard (semi-secretly) agrees. As do the friends he makes at Hogwarts... his first true home. Hilarity, joy, chaos, and tragedy ensue. [Mostly takes place in 1971-1978, with a prologue set in 1969. I try to be historically accurate.] Rated M for swearing, relationships, etc. (Please Read & Review!)