Izuna's life, from the day he was born, was set to go wrong. What with him being given the wrong sub-gender and expected to fail with every toss and turn. He's a stubborn person-part of being an Uchiha after-and pushes to live a life worthy of lazing in with his brothers. Trust his luck for nothing to go right...

Haru would like to claim she happened across this 'mafia' thing on accident. Only it's not on accident if you continuously place yourself in the middle of the problem.