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  • The Harry Potter Secret Love Lives - *FINISHED!*

    By firemage1 • Updated: 6 Jan 2002 • Published: 9 Jan 2001 • 8 Chapters • 8,553 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    As promised, the alternate ending *I prefer to think of it as the real ending ^^'* where Hermione chooses Draco Malfoy over Ron. Bill and Fleur make a reappearance, and Harry and Ron tell each other things they never intended to. ^^ Read/Review

  • Lord Voldemort is the Muffin Man

    By firemage1 • Updated: 27 Dec 2001 • Published: 27 Dec 2001 • 1,745 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Random stories about the people of Harry Potter. What's Voldie's other profession? What do Death Eaters do when they get together? What's Malfoy's secret to looking sexy? Written to help end my writer's block. (Hope it works!) Read and Review! ^^

  • Snape and the Aptitude Test!

    By firemage1 • Updated: 11 Jul 2001 • Published: 11 Jul 2001 • 998 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    One day Snape decides to give the class an aptitude test that might reveal a little too much about the crew. What's Neville really scared of? Is Draco destined for Death Eater stardom? And why is Goyle the Minister of Magic? Would you be ever so kind

  • Heheheh...they said what?! NEW! PART *5*!!!!!!

    By firemage1 • Updated: 5 Jun 2001 • Published: 15 Jan 2001 • 5 Chapters • 2,528 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Yeah, I know it's been a while. Hey, I needed major inspiration! So here it is...part 5, containing more of the sensitive side of Voldie and one scene based on Shrek. *So don't sue me* Please r/r!! I need the comments!!!!