"There was no better way to wake up, Patrick decided, than pressed up against the warm, naked body of the man you loved." A day in the life of David and Patrick.

To get custody of his son Jack, Castiel enlists the help of Dean, his alpha roommate and best friend (with occasional benefits) to pose as his fiance. It's a foolproof plan. People are always mistaking them for a couple anyway. There's just one problem. Castiel is secretly in love with Dean, and their little ruse might just send him into full on pining sickness. But he'll risk it.

Dean Winchester is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. You wouldn't think nearly getting run over by the world's fugliest car and spilling his coffee would improve things, but the universe works in mysterious ways. (Destiel, human!AU, one shot)