Sitting innocently on a shelf in the bookstore is a small book. When you look at it, you would never guess that it was the source of misery for many Hogwarts teachers over the years. And then Harry buys it...

*Sight AU* Harry’s life at the Dursley’s isn’t as bad as people think. He has several Muggle friends. But Summer before 7th year Harry receives something of his mothers, and finds out an astonishing fact that will change his and Remus’s lives fore

Fleur sends Harry an interesting letter which he shows to Pansy. Soon, Draco, Greg, Vince, Dean and Seamus are involved. The war is raging, so when several people from each house disappear, including Harry, it spells trouble for everyone.

For the past five years, Moony has been threatening Sirius by saying, "Behave or James, Peter and the girls will meet Freddy." When Lisa finally snaps and demands to know who Freddy is, Sirius runs for the castle and returns with Jennie. Very amusing, ver

Harry, Draco, Severus & Minerva have to Carry Out the Order of the Phoenix before it’s Too Late! They have to stop Voldie Taking Over the World, Fred and George becoming the Ministers of Magic, and worst of all, Hermione marrying Krum!!!

Hermione is staring at people. It's getting on Harry's nerves. Ron wants to get out of Harry's shadow. Pettigrew talks to Fudge, who makes fudge-like noises. Sirius tells everyone that Ron slept with a rat. Voldie is holding a CAKE STALL. Insanity reigns.