Rule 1: When patrolling the city, ensure to check where you are jumping. Rule 2: Upon executing parkour, it is advised to not use unsafe areas as landing zones. Rule 3: Under no circumstances is one to not check in at the end of patrol. Safety first, people. Amendment: If one is ever unlucky enough to have Plagg play a prank on them, good luck. You'll f*cking need it people.

It is a time of chaos for the Galaxy. For nearly a year now the Clone Wars have been setting it ablaze as Darth Sidious works behind the scenes to destroy the Jedi, who have found a new hope in the now redeemed Anakin Skywalker. But with the return of a Sith Lord thought to be dead, will Anakin be able to save the Galaxy, or are they all doomed to suffer in the Emperor's iron grip?

Gabriel once observed that Mayura had no eyebrows. He observed it a second time, then a third, and continued to do so for 36 hours straight. Now Nathalie is clueless, Adrien is cackling, Alya is theorizing, Nino, Chloe, Chat Noir and Ladybug are running far far away, and Hawkmoth is having a severe mental breakdown...

When Ladynoire got Discord, she didn't expect to find a friend named Chat Noir. Nor did she know who he was or that he had a crush on her hero self. Now that she does...well, there's only one real way to react isn't there! Teasing him in texts isn't enough anymore, so she'll just have to do it live from his room! (Yes, this is pure Crack)

Chapter 1: Alya probably shouldn't have snuk out the house to chase down superheroes in the middle of the night. But what will happen when she sees Ladybug zip right into her best friend's bedroom window? Chapter 2: Frustrated and tired of being Ladybug, Marinette uses the Mouse to pass the duty on. She just didn't expect to fall in love with her Clone. Is this what Self-Love is?