My response to the 'First time Hermione Sees Her Baby's Face' challenge on WIKTT. Ever done something you can't remember the next day? Now COMPLETE! Please r&r.

A response to the WIKTT 'centrefold' challenge. Snape's twisted sense of humour leads him to discover certain things about Hermione.

Hermione, her post-Hogwarts job, and a nasty Snape. Based on the 'Real and True' challenge on WIKTT.

Neurotic shower freak Hermione has to share her house with unexpected guests. R for language and concepts. Please r&r.

Exactly how are wizard marriages determined? A silly piece of fluff story.

Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.

A response to the 2003 Valentine's Day challenge on WIKTT. Mild r rating. Please r&r.

If you absolutely love HG/SS and have no sense of the ridiculous, go no further. Otherwise, read on and watch the cliches crumble. Please r&r.

A response to the 'first time Snape sees his child's face' WIKTT challenge. Please r&r.

A response to the WIKTT Xmas challenge. HG/SS. As silly as usual. Please r&r.

Seen "The Cheyenne Social Club"? Read "There's a Bear In There And He Wants Swedish"? Then you're prepared. Rated R for language and concepts. HG/SS. Please r&r.

Hope you like Monty Python. Story complete. Please r&r

Absolutely r-rated. Sort of a sequel to Harry Potter and the Big Night In. The Slut Queen and the Virgin King ride again. HG/SS, Ron/Padme, just about everyone. Zonko's are selling some strange items these days. Please r&r.

Sick combination of Hermione Granger and Bridget Jones. Just an excuse for a brief bit of smut. Please R&R.

HG/SS, and just about everyone else. Magical condoms, and general insanity. Only story in joint collaboration between The Slut Queen and The Virgin King. There's no telling what silliness we can descend to. Please R&R.

SS/HG. Inspired by the WIKTT auction challenge. Hogwarts teachers are up for auction. What will Hermione do with Snape once she's bought him? He doesn't go with any of her clothes. Pleae R&R

Told from Snape's POV, well into his relationship with Hermione. A bit pervy in places. Definitely R for language, and concepts. Please R&R.

Snape and Hermione out of their usual setting of Hogwarts. This time Hermione is the teacher and Sanpe the student. R&R please

Silly story. Everyone has the kissing disease. Rating - R for language, sex and unspeakable acts. R&R please.

There's a new teacher at Hogwarts. She's probably as annoying as Snape. I'm new to fanfiction.net. Please R&R!!! SS/OC.