Alright listen, I stink at summaries. Um, Fred likes Angelina, and Angelina likes Fred, but Fred needs to grow up before Angelina will go out with him.
If there was a catagory called "insane and stupid" that's were this story would go. Harry gets a gift from his dad, and Snape wets his pants. Don't ask. (PG for bathroom humor.)
Daily Prophet television interviews with your favorite bad guys. A rerealease in chapter form.