By RSB•Updated: 29 Jul 2002•Published: 29 Jul 2002•
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Parody
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Rating: K+
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The Beginning of the Adventures of Edward Philemon Dominikos Samsonite Parker Danforth Ignacious Malt Fontaine the Sixty Forth. Warning: High School Humor (undergarments, locker rooms).