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Alan Smithee

  • Harry Potter Fanatics!

    By Alan Smithee • Updated: 11 Apr 2001 • Published: 7 Mar 2001 • 10 Chapters • 14,513 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Chapter 10...Dark Horse interviews Cho Chang!(Read and review this...please...I'll be your friend...I'll review your stuff...)

  • HP Ballad...

    By Alan Smithee • Updated: 15 Mar 2001 • Published: 15 Mar 2001 • 181 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The lyrics to a song found on some tattered parchment around the Hogwarts campus that I've put on for your enjoyment. (I happened to find that it could be done to the tune of the Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm," so I assume it was a song...)

  • A life in Jeopardy!

    By Alan Smithee • Updated: 3 Mar 2001 • Published: 3 Mar 2001 • 736 words • 0 followers • Rating: M • In Progress

    A thing done in class makes Harry try to change his ways.

  • Running past the Dark Matches...

    By Alan Smithee • Updated: 24 Feb 2001 • Published: 24 Feb 2001 • 1,927 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    Voldemort's somewhere at Hogwarts, and all the signs point to Harry...Is Harry actually the Dark Lord? (Based on actual events.)

  • Harry Potter: The Final Chapter."

    By Alan Smithee • Updated: 16 Sep 2000 • Published: 16 Sep 2000 • 439 words • 0 followers • Rating: M • In Progress

    Just something I wrote while bored. However, if anybody asks, it's a bootleg working copy of the final chapter to the seventh book in the series. R/R.