Sing to the tune of Britney Spears' "Cinderella." Because Mary Sues have got to go!!!

A very dramatic, angst-ridden, totally depressive story in which everyone dies except Ginny. Haha j/k... after suffering major hardship, Ginny must find away to cope with her surroundings and bring up her daughter. PG for mega-angst. You might cry!!!

Making fun of Mary Sue in the extreme! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R/R...lotsa this is funny, I tell you :) Please reveiw! Agghhh!!!

*REVISED VERSION* Originally posted in May, this pathetic excuse for fanfiction is back with some adjustments! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Read how, in their fifth year, H+R+Hr do not encounter weird stuff. Until...well, just read to find out!!! Flame away!!!!

*FORMERLY TITLED "LIES"* Warning: this is a rather disturbing fic. What if Lily Potter had other interest...*love* interests? What if...Harry was not really James's? What if everyting was different? Find out here :) Rated R for language and sexuality

A general play off Andrew Lloyd Webber's spectacular "The Phantom of the Opera." Original parts replaced with characters from Harry Potter. May become PG and/or PG-13 in later chapters.

First posted last May, it's back to haunt you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nightmare-inducing; not for preteens. The question...what if HP was American? Ohmygawd!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, Hogwarts gets computers and the kids go to fanfiction! It's a pathetic story....but i was on Root Beer when I wrote it. don't flame. i can't help it if i'm drunk on soda.....but hey, look at the bright side: i won't be doing a continuation !!!!!!!

Sing to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Survivor." This thing is a hoot, I tell you. *oh my gosh i'm sounding like Junie B. Jones* And all the little kids in the audience know what I mean when I say that!

This is a fictional memoir of Fleur Delacour. It tells of her life - or, rather, the life I've made up for her. Originally posted last April, it's back with lots of changes. TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT! REVIEW!!!!!

WITCH WEEKLY readers write to Rita Skeeter for help in getting over their Harry Potter obsessions. Rita gives unruly advice on how to get over their infatuations. PG-13 for language.