"And pray tell, what exactly do I miss, Renji? The shiny badge? The god-awful piss they insist on calling coffee? The big guns?" "Knowing you," he smirked, "I'd say the guns, definitely the guns."

Tired of people making assumptions, Lady Rukia Kuchiki wants to set up beautiful newcomer Miss Orihime Inoue with Ichigo, Lord Kurosaki. Her plan hits a snag when she realizes that she is not all too keen at the idea of losing her old friend and confidante, even if it is to someone as pretty and amiable as Miss Inoue.

IR Secret Basement Christmas Exchange Fic for Kleinegirl- Rukia finds an injured cat on her way home. Her attempts at finding a vet sees her standing outside the Pawsitive Vets Pet Clinic in the middle of the night, where an orange-haired vet just happens to be on duty.

IR Secret Basement Christmas Exchange Fic for Ginna- The last thing anyone expects is for a Shinigami to fall sick. What's a Substitute Shinigami to do?