What happens when a Bleach encyclopedia and a Naruto encyclopedia end up in the Bleach universe. Chaos ensues. This is crack taken seriously! Self-Insert/Reincarnation.

l am Max. I'm a pain in the ass according to my sister Bella. She loves me. But so does he... And I don't know if I should be happy about that. Or A twins and vampires rewrite.

I was born as an identical twin to a clumsy, danger magnet named Isabella Marie Swan. I was the younger twin, my name is Mackenzie Lizbeth Swan. Moving back to Forks had been my idea I know, but I didn't expect the move back to Forks with my sister, Bella, to be so strange, or to meet an asshole of a vampire, James, or to even fall in love with him.

A young woman wakes up in a world that's not her own and decides to do some serious redecorating! Follow Manami as she rescues Chibis and saves the day... with food! Trigger Warning Some mentions of Suicide and other depressing topics! You have been warned!

This is a second chance I didn't ask for, but I won't waste it. But how did I end up here? This is not good.

The day I woke up it started like any other. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and an alarm was blaring Britney Spears in my ears. I woke up, yawned, and stretched before realizing that something was very… Wrong…. Rated M for language, and blood.