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That Weird TCK

  • The Start of Something New

    Harry dies all the time. Sometimes he ends up in a forest, his mindscape, or a busy beach. But he can never remember the cause of his death, or when he died. But now, he has a job, and he has to fulfill fate and Death's dreams or face the unknown consequences. Yes it's crack! I don't write any other genre! Even my non-crack!fics have crack! Rated for langauge.

  • Shards of a Mirror

    Not your regular WBWL! This is my take on WBWL, and it's pretty cracked. There is a plot, however, but that's like the only reason it can't be completely labeled as crack. After the attack on Godric's Hollow, Charlus Potter is labeled Boy-Who-Lived. Hadrian sinks into the shadows, and James and Lily's minds are influenced by The Greater Force. Peter was not considered by the Force.

  • The Misadventures of Sally Potter

    Sally was lazy—that much was for sure. But her best friend Fleur knows she's a truly powerful witch and a rather formidable ally. Once a certain Tournament is held at a foreign school, and Fleur's life is put in danger, Sally will do anything to save her friend. Eventual fem!Harry/Fleur, Fleur is not a veela, dimension travelling as well. Rated for language. Extra Genre: Friendship

  • It's All in the Eyes

    Harry, new Charms Professor in a messed-up timeline, is a bit odd. According to Hestia Carrow, she's wonderful! In which Hestia Carrow wants to be discrete from Flora and will go any lengths to get there—but she will never i ever /i turn on her sister. Rated for language and adult themes. Crack-with-a-plot, Humor, Drama, Parody, Family. Yay!

  • Climbing to the Top

    James had always hated the fact that Ravenclaw Tower was taller than Gryffindor Tower, and so in their Sixth Year, the Marauders change that. OR: In which the Marauders do stuff but they never get a detention because McGonagall is too happy with the outcome. Rated as is because of minor swearing. One-shot! Marauders Era! No bashing! Another genre is Humour but ff only allows two.

  • Climbing to the Top

    James had always hated the fact that Ravenclaw Tower was taller than Gryffindor Tower, and so in their Sixth Year, the Marauders change that. OR: In which the Marauders do stuff but they never get a detention because McGonagall is too happy with the outcome. Rated as is because of minor swearing. One-shot! Marauders Era! No bashing! Another genre is Humour but ff only allows two.

  • Make a Wish

    "Your wish is my command," Mira whispered. In which there's a war brewing and Hestia Carrow just wants to be different, going any lengths to do so—but she will never turn against her sister. Starring MoD!Harry who's BFFs with the Snape in this timeline, and Tom Riddle still goes to school. Mentions of slash, there might even be slash but I'm not too sure yet. Rated for language!

  • Blinking in Time and Through Space

    After a twenty-year-old Harry breaks the Magic Rule, he's sent to a messed-up dimension. After travelling through another bajillion dimensions, Harry finds the perfect one! One-shot-ish, if you want to continue the plot is in the AN at the end. Powerful!Harry, Smart!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, Slight crack fic. Rated for language.

  • Forest of Stories

    When Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, Neville, Luna, and a couple of Slytherins all get lost in the Forbidden Forest, nothing good could possibly happen. And then, when Luna spins up a tale that leaves everyone speechless, Harry knew he'd just made a mistake. A big-ass one, at that!

  • Avada Kedavra

    How I imagine magical spells to work. Rated as it is because of death and mentions of Cruciatus.