A one-shot inspired by a poem my friend wrote. What would happen if Voldemort got to certain people first, Ron made the wrong choice, and Hermione took a completely different path. Takes place in sixth year; disregards HBP.

Exchange students have come to Hogwarts, and the Golden Trio have found that American teenagers aren’t what they expected. Randomosity and awesomefulness ensue. . . until danger strikes. Rated T mostly for language; disregards OOTP and up.