Snape and Hermione get it on while everyone else pairs up randomly - including the giant squid. Contains Daniel Radcliffe, sugar quills, slash and is EWE? a collab written late at night... more warnings inside.

Hope thinks she hates Malfoy. Does she? This is written by Septasonicxx and Mxya, just for total random fun! We're gonna try and write a chapter each or something.