Draco and Pansy, King and Queen of Slytherin House, are popular, good-looking, and just plain bored. What can that lead to? Nothing good. Based off of the movie Cruel Intentions. AU.

Neville, Ginny, and Luna live in the outskirts of glory, always left out of the Golden Trio's adventures. But the story of death, battles, and Horcruxes is also a love story- and let's not forget that nasty memory spell hiding it all.

All twenty-someodd members of the extended Weasley lot plus a few old friends pack their bags and set out for Romania! Stressed-out mothers, pranksters, a heck of a lot of redheads, and more meet in one story. Merlin knows if they'll make it out alive.

Fred and George, in all of their irresistible sexiness, decide to ask out the Patil twins, but the date is a flop. Years later, two half-sets of twins remain alive and begin a reluctant friendship.

Ron Weasley would do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar.

"But Daddy, how do you know it's there?" I had asked on the eve of my eighth birthday. "You don't," he answered, "you just have to believe."