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  • Severus Snipes: The Advice Column

    By XXsKelEtOrXX • Updated: 9 Jan 2012 • Published: 28 Jul 2011 • 2 Chapters • 3,394 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    The snarkiest Potions Master in existence is here to take your questions.

  • A Slight Misunderstanding

    By XXsKelEtOrXX • Updated: 10 Feb 2011 • Published: 10 Feb 2011 • 828 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Lucius M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Voldemort was gay. He wanted to rape Harry Potter. And he wanted to detach Lucius's penis from the rest of his body to do it.

  • The Waning Flower

    By XXsKelEtOrXX • Updated: 23 Jan 2011 • Published: 19 Jan 2011 • 3 Chapters • 5,872 words • 0 followers • Drama/Angst • Merope G., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    What if Merope Gaunt had survived Tom's birth? Rowling herself said he would have turned out very differently. Rating will probably go up. Contains moderate child abuse, violence, and language. Author is open to ideas. R&R, por favor.

  • Death Eater Christmas Carols

    By XXsKelEtOrXX • Updated: 19 Jan 2011 • Published: 1 Jan 2011 • 3 Chapters • 367 words • 0 followers • Humor/Horror • Rating: T • In Progress

    Big bad scary people like the Death Eaters wouldn't be caught dead singing regular Christmas songs. Rated T for general grossness. I might upload new songs if I get positive feedback. Reviews are my Chocolate Frogs!

  • Harry's Poem

    By XXsKelEtOrXX • Updated: 1 Jan 2011 • Published: 1 Jan 2011 • 141 words • 0 followers • Angst • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    My ideas of what would be going through Harry's head at the point where DH part 1 ended. Kinda morbid. Feedback appreciated.