Don't click unless you have a sense of humor. This is a joke. There is pretty strong language. Like the F word, kids. Also, mentionings of sex, but not detailed. And, seriously? Write what you want. Again, this is a JOKE.

She wondered if she would be searching forever. If she would ever find that someone that would make her see... fireworks. The cheesy leglifting? Optional.

You know what they say, practice makes perfect! Draco's day repeats like a broken record. Until he gets it right, of course. Most likely will be a DMHG story. Be sure to leave a review!

Of course, I've got to be the one to make fun of all the very stupid fics out there. So, here goes, eh? Beware, cheesy jokes, random stupidity, and ridiculous ranting. It's rather short.

Unexpected ending. Hermione, Harry, and Ron are wondering if they should go out where the things are. Very cute, and Fluffy.

If you walked into the room, you wouldn't see much. Just a plain guy writing a letter, but not knowing how to start....

Hermione visits the Burrow on Christmas. Not a big deal, right? The only problem is, she brought Draco Malfoy... And Ginny's not too happy about it.

Draco gets a little distracted by a certain Witch during exams.

To Alicia for being right... HalfBlood Prince spoiler! Don't like, don't read. Do like, do review. It's simple. Draco's point of view.

Encouraged by Dethryl's Rules For Harry Potter Fanfiction, I've decided to break as many rules as I can. Duck and cover, folks, and send the kiddies to bed, cause this is NOT going to be pretty!

Sequel to Touching the Dragon. Yes, it happened again, but to who? Will they kill each other?

Bad touch, Granger! Bad touch! Trapped in a broomshed, hoping to get out, madness is the result. Will they kill each other?