For one reason or another -who knows why these things happen to him, really?- Harry Potter finds himself sent back through time and space to a bizarre 1974. After a bit of a struggle to get things sorted out, he somehow becomes a substitute teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And Bellatrix Black is a student there... Oh dear. Details in chapter 1 author's notes.

Inspired by everyone's favorite the loving uncle, obviously. Rated M for reasons I shall not be disclosing at this time. Only small updates, but will hopefully be semi-frequent.

When Harriet is abandoned by a seething Ron at the Yule Ball, she opts to leave herself before the humiliation of people's stares and laughter breaks down her resolve. Malfoy yells: "Nice job dancing, Potter!" and she sees red as her fingers are overtaken by streaks platinum blond.