"This, my dear, is Wonderland. A place where all of your nightmares come true…" This wasn't supposed to happen. It was too confusing…the fire, the smoke…she didn't mean to fall into nothingness… Dark!Wonderland SBOC RLOC JPLE...Major AU, still magical.

Title's pretty self explainatory. Includes condom balloons and slushy machines. Continue if you dare. Two OC's James' little sister and her best friend Very faint SBOC and RLOC. And I mean VERY faint.