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  • Hogwarts Sing-A-Long

    Hogwarts sing-a-long, join the fun... It's finally finished! A chaptered story that's actually finished...read it now, you know you want to! Oh. Really? Not even a tiny bit? Well, fine, just be that way!

  • Curses, My Nose Fell Off!

    How Eloise Midgen cursed her nose off. Note my creative names for the chapters ^_^.

  • Quicksand

    Short, fluffy little R/H fic. I can't believe I wrote this. *cringes*

  • Mad Libs, Harry Potter Style

    You get to fill in the blanks for both a positive review and a flame. In case you don't know what mad libs are, I included directions. Have fun!

  • Who's The Perfect One For You?

    Harry & friends take a survey to find the perfect guy/girl for them. It's based on a true story ,too... *shudder*

  • The Unicorn's Horn

    My version of the fifth book, where 7 American students visit Hogwarts for half the year and 7 Hogwarts students go to America for the second half. I know the American wizarding school thing is WAY overdone, but I've tried to be creative, so please review

  • Neville Has A Hairy Tongue

    A respone to METMA Mandy's challenge. Er... rather strange. (Duh) Please read! Although you will probably be traumatized... ^_^

  • The Confessions Booth

    "Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."

  • The Day the Characters Took Over the World

    When angry characters take over the world, what are the fic authors going to do?! Well, first off, they're going to bash me over the head for writing such a dumb summary...

  • It's A Wonderful Life Except In Potions

    My first non-sugar-high fic! Yay! Instead of being insane it's just cheesy...joy.

  • Harry Potter And The Standardized Test

    Um... look at the title. Also includes the origin of the MCAS (I'll give you a hint: Voldemort).

  • Love Potions And Eggnog Cookies Don't Mix

    Um... heh heh... sort of D/H emphasis on the words 'sort of'... oh, just read it! Really strange. Kinda scary.

  • The Wonderful World Of I Forget The Name

    Complete random nonsense. Only to be read if you are on a sugar high. :-)

  • The Evil Pumpkin Juice

    No particular plot except the one Hermione bought, but everyone ignored that... um, nevermind... a cliche with no self insertion except one little sentence that doesn't really count...

  • Song Of the Snorting Hat

    This the the Sorting Hat. This is the Sorting Hat on drugs.

  • Mary Sue Returns

    And our beloved *cough* heroine (not the drug) returns! NOT a chapter, just a sort of sequel. Yah. Sure. ^_^

  • Mary Sue Comes To Hogwarts

    Well, it's been done a lot by now, but who cares. I present to you...the dreaded...Mary Sue!