Seamus becomes aware of a concerning "problem"...and being Seamus, drags everybody else along for the ride. Somewhat mature content, so I hope the rating's okay.

Ummm...Narcissa likes the color pink. Lucius doesn't. I swear to you that it's better than my crappy summary makes it sound. Fluffy little thing...

A different twist to the Lily/James story. *Before* they get together, James hurts Lily. And she finds comfort in someone unexpected...L/N femslash.