This is the origonal Harry The Constipated Pig story, I wrote in 2000. Even though this has nothing to do with Harry Boy, Read it, for a good laugh.

From the Peolpe Who brought you "From the Ketchup" and "Harry The Constipated Pig" now bring you the new, Action packed thriller, With no real storyline, no real plot and absolutly no real pourpose. If you've got 5 minutes, sit back, relax, and try not to

And you though your life was messed up, this is a little thing I did in my spare 4 minutes of life