Another cheesy story with another cheesy title from the Queen of Cheesy! Er ... Harry is hanging out in Diagon Alley and meets an old friend and former captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team (guess whoooo ... ::rolls eyes::)
Like Monty Python? Like Harry Potter? Don't mind Draco being a dead Seeker? Then you'll like this! (hopefully)
SLASH featuring Percy and Harry. A bit darker than the stuff I usually write, but I think it's good all the same. Review, please =^-^=
Don't ask, don't even ask. Just know that this is OliverHarry fluffysappyness and you should not read if you don't like boyboy relationships. Other than that, enjoy! Oh, and be happy it's a one-shot.
Percy wants to surprise Harry on his birthday. So he goes to Harry's house, and gets a little surprise of his own. (excuse any mistakes and spelling errors, please)
SLASH!!! Vernon is abusive and Harry needs help. Enter Weasley twins stage left. I would prefer not to recieve flames, but, come what may =^-^= (and yes, I do know that the title sux)