The real title is: *sings* Whatever happened to fair dealings and good ethics and Gilderoy Lockhart? Yep. Another METMA challenge involving bunt cakes, Pepsi twist, and maybe, if you're good, you'll get a cookie! =-D Hungry yet?

PG for insanity. An ACHOO challenge invovling SPAM, among other things. Come on, you KNOW you wanna REAR! I like this one better than my METMA entry.

Hogwarts has started a school newspaper, Dumbledore does the Hokey-Pokey, and a murder takes place... Challenge fic for METMA! REAR!