(Chapter Three posted!) Harry wakes up one morning to discover he's not actually a wizard, his parents are still alive, and Malfoy's his... BOYFRIEND?! Is this a bad dream, and if so, can he wake up? WARNING: SLASH. If it offends you, just don't read.

When Harry accidentally gets splashed with water from the cursed spring of Jusenkyo and turns into a girl, he must suddenly deal with becoming a girl and switching back to a boy at the drop of a water bucket. How long can Harry and Hermione keep "Hallie"