OK fine, so it's not -really- a remix. But I wanted to put this where all the HP readers can see it (see lower disclaimer). Done to the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
The story is basically what the title says... an author appears with her magic wand/pencil and tries to get Snape embaressed. Dedicated to those people who write funny stories about Snape so I can stay up until the wee hours of the night giggling.
Ginny starts writing her own Hogwarts "matches." But alas, Draco gets his hands on the story. Will Ginny get it back? Will she confess to Harry that she loves him? Will Hogwarts ever see good food again? (Trust me, you'll like this fic)