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  • Le Garçon Qui Ne Vivants Pas

    -COMPLETE! Epilogue coming soon- Father told me to always be ashamed of the fact that I was a mudblood, himself being the only person in Hogwarts history to bribe the sorting hat for their child. Kidnapping, adultery, rape, seduction. DG, of course.

  • Hogwarts gets Wired

    Chapter 2 up! Tea leaves, pantyhose and pulp fiction... oh my? Took it off the site because of rewriting. This isn't your normal techno-centric fanfic, kids. GWDM, HGSS.

  • Faceless, Faithless

    COMPLETE! What if you fell in love with someone without even knowing their name? Nice, internet phone oneshot. I promise that it's not cliche! DG.

  • The Easy Way Out

    I know I shouldn't start a new story. But it's so good! Almost a parody, not yet one. Hide the children, this is one for the record books. DracoGinny, HarryCeiling fan. RR!

  • Think Twice

    The strangest story I've ever co-written with someone. Well, the first. Red Tulle, Gay!Sevvie-kins, Confused!Hermione, and, my favorite, Stupid!Harry. Good gracious! R&R!

  • The Tiki Game

    Chapt 10 UP! A new game is taking Hogwarts by storm. Unlikely alliances, budding romances, and a whole lot of comedy. But, just how far are the students willing to go to achieve the grand prize? Cookie-Mort? Counseling? Identity Crises? R&R to believe!