Chuuya can't fucking do this anymore. Really, it should have ended a long time ago. TW. Alcoholism, Dazai typical suicide attempts/ideation.

"Hey Ranpo, did I eat funny mushrooms again?" Dazai asked after he watched Kunikida, Atsushi and himself walk into the office. Here he was thinking it'd be a slow day. "No I see him too," Ranpo replied.

A brief look at Dazai's everyday life and what it's like to live covered in bandages all the time.

"Finally over your rebellious phase are we?" came the teasing reply but Dazai can already see the knowing smirk across the boss' face. Yeah, they knew this day would come. He's really become that predictable, huh?

For dust you are and to dust you will return. From his ashes a garden proclaiming his love like the coming of spring. Yet the clown would withered faster than the flowers if he'd tried to tie him down like that. Fyolai/Dostogol