BLGW: A darling courtesan, a scion of Blackblood. See how they fall.
Harry's a goldfish, Hermione's a freaky crustacean hybrid, Ron's crazy, Snape's a snail wanting to be a snake... THE MOST AU STORY EVER! Not to be taken too seriously.
the colours of tom... "because tom made her love him, and she needed him." TOM RIDDLE FIC! R&R.