Luna and Lincoln had a bit of a fight which left the guy hurt and angry. Lola knows exactly what to do to make him feel better. (just pure lolacoln smut. ya'll know you like it.)
CliffJumper is on guard duty cuz teletraan 1 is on the fritz. he is the bravest and boldest of all autobots. he is also the most stupid and has a mouth on him. guarding the ark is boring as shit. and sometimes it can lead him into a lot of trouble. life fucking sucks. decepticons sucks. seeing bots getting laid around him sucks. all he needs is to build some confidence.
Loan lived a life of depravity and abuse by her mother and father. her siblings didn't do any better for her mental state. but she views it as normal. one day a portal opened and she found herself in a new universe. she finds herself with a family similar to her own. only they're drastically different. they actually act like a real family. this is a story about family and growth.
Trevor has been hanging around phoebe a lot more lately. this is due to fear of losing her since the events of Gozer. the other half is because he's keeping his mind busy ever since he caught lucky and podcast making out behind his barn. subconsciously he's fallen in love with his sister. phoebe already saw this a mile away. (spenglercest warning)
Molly and scratch confront the fam and tell them of molly's pregnancy. shit gets weird from there. - p.s. not for normals. scratch x molly shippers i hope you get a laugh.
parody lyrics to the original song - people are still having sex by latour.
What if Lincoln didn't plan out his scheme to keep the family together? what if a snowstorm was coming to cancel out everyone's plans? what if mick swagger called to tell luna he wanted to jam out with her? what if luna's selfishness actually caused damage leading to sam officially breaking up with luna? we're about to find out. Welcome to the loudcest movieverse.
After catching Lugosi and Lewis comparing dick sizes Lester is left feeling ashamed for having a small stubby penis. Lamis knows him long enough to know he's feeling down about his penis size again. it can be annoying. and as always needs to remind him that small things cum in small packages. and so mind-blowing lustful sex ensues.