One difference in the past has led to a completely different world, where magic is no longer hidden. In the uninhabitable zone, Hermione Granger finds a passed out Death Eater a half-mile from her home. In London, Harry Potter navigates politics and an attempt on his life. Beneath the politics and the secrets, the silent threat of a falling birth rate weighs heavily on all humanity

Welcome to the magical 90s AU you never knew you needed until now. Embarking on their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, bookworm Hermione Granger and guitar-toting Draco Malfoy find themselves on the precipice. Tragedy haunts Hermione, while the Malfoy legacy looms over Draco. A world without Voldemort where Muggle culture dominates at Hogwarts...

He faintly recalls the first time he watched her in first year. Her shoulders were tense, jaw clamped, fingers squeezing the bow. Even then, something in the way she brushed the horsehair against the strings, so effortlessly, mesmerized him. Draco Malfoy watched Hermione Granger practice her Viola for six years. Returning to Hogwarts after the war, her music offers then both hope.

When a prank goes awry, Professor Longbottom must take care of business. "I'm sick of these mother f***ing flobberworms on this motherf***ing train!" Loosed basely on the events of Snakes on a Train...

Theo Nott is dead - or is he missing? When Hermione starts experiencing vivid dreams of living as an American Muggle, she finds herself reluctantly allied with none other than Draco Malfoy. A comedic mystery where our heroes struggle to identify what's real and what's just a dream.

When the golden trio is captured by snatchers, they have a plan to capitalize on their predicament: "Hello!" Harry began, in his best attempt at a Kazakh accent, "my name is Borat - you must be Death Eaters - I'm a beeg fan." (the kind of, but not really, Borat crossover no one asked for)

n which Daily Prophet reporter Hermione Granger inadvertently becomes a superhero and her partner, the intrepid Draco Malfoy finds himself smitten. In other words, a Dramione inspired by Superman and Lois Lane. (one-shot)