A year after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.

This is where I'll post the occasional Omake from my main fic, Loose Cannon. Note that I probably removed it from Loose Cannon because it was in bad taste, so consider yourself warned. NO MORTAL PERIL.