Harry discovers magic before Hogwarts, and practices to ensure no more accidents will occur in front of his aunt and uncle. He is reluctant to leave home to attend Hogwarts, but once he arrives, a whole world of prospects in magic open up.

Socrates and the Philosopher's Stone: An Enquiry into Wizarding Understanding - Lord Voldemort is on a quest to get a Philosopher's Stone. And who better to help him than philosophers? Well, anybody really. One-shot. Almost crack-fic.