Fred never intended to fall in love with his sister-in-law. He had, however fully intend to shag her the one time, but now here they were, six months later, shagging like newlyweds and running the risk of getting caught more and more. And now Fred was completely head over heels with the witch. Rated M for mature language and sexual content. CONTAINS RON BASHING.

Hermione purposely left Romania for the last stop on her dragon reserve tour as to delay the inevitable run in with a certain red headed dragon tamer. The same dragon tamer to which she drunkenly described in detail how attractive she found him and all the naughty things she wanted to do to him the last time she saw him. Rated M for language and sexual content.