Snape is asked, because of his frightening nature, to get to know his students better by becoming the school counsellor. The job is made harder by Gilderoy Lockhart, Remus Lupin and others. Psycho humour.
Dumbledore hires Snape to take Gilderoy on a mock mission to keep him out of the way of the war against Voldemort, to rescue the princess of muffins!!!
Snape's one nightmare as come true: he has a fanclub full of giggly girls who adore him. This means war. Now, Snape has to go to NYC, learn how to be a muggle, and join up with enemies if his is to stop the madness. Chapter 21 is up! Psycho-humor/Humor
When a new DADA teacher comes to Hogwarts, both Severus Snape and Gilderoy Lockhart are battling for her love. However, when she falls for Remus Lupin, Severus and Gilderoy have to join forces to win her heart. Chapter 16 is up!!