Eliza and her sisters have always had the ability to walk through dreams, to shape them, control them. She would never use this power to hurt anyone, least of all her husband, but there are some temptations too great to resist. Crossposted from AO3.

Faquarl's view of Bartimaeus over time changes, and ultimately, stays the same. Their very nature seems to revert them to the status quo of uneasy disdain. Crossposted from AO3.

Wolf 359 fic: Eiffel has never met a psychic. Has always assumed that there were others out there, sure, but not close enough to meet. Close enough to feel. He'd know if he met one. He's sure he would. Crossposted from AO3.

Prompt: Bartimaeus and Queezle being happy. Maybe one of their adventures? Crossposted from AO3.

In which a magician, a spirit, and a commoner are crammed into the cramped space of a single Honda Civic and are unable to stop and shout at each other. It's not going to end well. Crossposted from AO3.

If he forgot how annoying his siblings were, he started to remember how much more annoying he found everyone else. Edmund would rather either of his siblings were here to talk to her. Unfortunately, unless Eustace's change of heart had made him any good at talking about feelings with fourteen-year-old sisters, Edmund was all Lucy had. Crossposted from AO3.

The world ends. Somehow that's not the main issue. Cross-posted from AO3.

In HBP, Hermione mentions asking Professor McGonagall what happened if she were to fail each and every OWL. Here's how I imagine the conversation went.