Starfire is into global politics now. Why? Who knows *shrug*? To be clear, this whole piece is a joke. Politics are hard to write about, so why not joke about them through butchering beloved characters? Anyways, stay tuned for more character butchering. Maybe...

Pog'l 'Druma is an Elite ship master plagued by paranoia, delusions, and a new ship. With the unveiling of the new ship, Residing Malice, the first of its kind, a port ship; it's also the Covenant's largest ship commissioned so far. Dwarfing the super-carrier in Halo: Reach, it can't dock on most planets because of its size. RATED M FOR DISTURBING SCENES AND VIOLENCE THROUGHOUT.

"Aside from the occasional tremors caused by its own heartbeat, the leviathan-like, rocky creature was perfectly still and quiet, blending into its abyssine environment."